This is my first attempt at listenable satire on Substack! It occurred to me, recently, that on long New York City Subway journeys conductors will announce any variety of things related to the journey. What if, I thought, it sounded more like what you might hear on a commercial flight, where captains often sound like they’re announcing in their sleep.
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